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Hey TSA…Can You Record Obscene Finger Gestures On Your Body Scanners Too?
Coming soon to the internet...Airport Porn The new airport body scanners the Transportation Security Administration have been unrolling into airports across the country penetrate clothing to provide...
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Government Porn Booths and Molestation Makes Me Safe?
Umm...nice gun? Talking about the new porn booths she’s rolling into airports across the nation, Janet Napolitano, Homeland Security Chief says “Each and every one of the security measures we implement...
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The Head, It Spins…
I know I'm not ants on a crucifix, but hey, give me some props, I screwed an entire ecosystem In a quick perusal of the news this morning…and yesterday for that matter, I felt like a boxer taking punch...
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In other news…DHS comes to WalMart and Obama responds to the GOP: “Thank you...
On the heels of the TSA’s porn booths and sexual molestation of airplane passengers comes Janet Napolitano of the Department of Homeland Security readying the rollout of their latest brainchild, the...
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Feeling a bit overwhelmed today…
You did what?!?!! To my future!?!?! For short-term profits!?!?!?! Up at five, par usual and scanning the headlines, reading the articles and I don’t know where to begin, what to write about. Brain’s...
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So, they’ll get it right this time? Oil spills, mine disasters, levees and...
Far better prepared for this picture, than an oil spill... It would appear a pattern is developing in this great land of ours. Simply put, we begin with a tragedy, then we have an investigation which...
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Bourbon street, war, violence…and hey! Take it down a notch…with Rancid!
Yeah, they got a big fan inside...huge, it'll blow away your bar napkins. I used to know a bartender at Molly’s on Toulouse, small bar on Toulouse (duh) between Royal and Bourbon, and I loved the...
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9-11 Inc.
Strange days... Ten years ago on September 11th, I was in a place not unlike many Americans, essentially surrounded by Europeans in a Las Vegas youth hostel trying desperately to sleep off a...
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An open letter from a suspicious package…
That bag’s name was Carl. That’s right, he had a name. NOPD blew him up ten minutes later. RIP Carl… Good morning. Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a suspicious package. It would seem my...
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